Funniest Jokes of All Time The joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side,” was originally meant to be an anti-joke. True False None A British study once named this one-liner the funniest joke: “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” True False None Comedian Mitch Hedberg once said, “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” True False None The joke “I have the body of a god... Buddha” was first said by George Carlin. True False None The Monty Python sketch “The Funniest Joke in the World” features a joke so deadly it had to be translated one word at a time. True False None Time's up Most Popular Most Popular